Monthly Archives: April 2008

My buddy Aaron found this puppy wandering around his metal shop in downtown Phoenix and he wants to find it a home rather than taking it to a shelter. Pretty darn cute, you gotta admit and I guess he is … Continue reading →

Being somewhat of an avid “texter” two things always make me go “Hmmm…” 1. Words that have a relationship to one another that are spelled with the same keystrokes. For example, 5477 can be either “kiss” or “lips”. (It can … Continue reading →

Go ahead gang, have a field day with that subject line Whenever I fill up the gas tank in my car I feel violated, and I have a feeling that this is going to be an ongoing and ever-worsening issue. … Continue reading →

So is it just me or are most of the contestants on this show not very bright? They get an offer of a couple hundred thousand dollars (when they probably make $30k a year) and they still keep holding out … Continue reading →

So I was having lunch with my friend Roger today and he was explaining some medical screening he was going to do and his comment was “There are some ‘-ologists’ on the list that I’ve never heard of before!” I … Continue reading →

Has everyone heard of this? It is the art of “one or more persons obscuring or augmenting any part of the body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion.” Examples below: I wonder if I can do this with … Continue reading →

Definite bad ones: husky hirsute rotund rubenesque zaftig cankles five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron) three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon) fupa (look this one up yourself) uniboob (these are self-inflicted through … Continue reading →

Sorry for the crudeness, but how can this not be the perfect lighting over that previously posted vagina couch?

So I was meeting with my colleague Dave H today and noticed this on his chair: After inquiring as to whether he is preparing for a future career as a cab driver, he explained that the nice new “leather-ish” chairs … Continue reading →