Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…
Posted by me on Monday April 21, 2008
Definite bad ones:
- husky
- hirsute
- rotund
- rubenesque
- zaftig
- cankles
- five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron)
- three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon)
- fupa (look this one up yourself)
- uniboob (these are self-inflicted through poor cosmetic surgery choices)
- unibrow
- camel toe
- moose knuckle
So-so ones
- stocky
- gangly
- angular
Please add ones that I may have missed. Don’t be offended, as several probably apply to me.
Lili said
From a woman’s perspective, you forgot Muffin Top, pear shape and the age-old Cottage Cheese thighs! And what is the name of that back fat that squeezes out like wings from around the bra straps?
wayne said
I’m not sure of the name; I just call it “unsightly”.
jenell said
here’s another:
thunder thighs, or just thunders, for short
Andie said
Wayne, my dear… you have far too much time on your hands… when are you going to get a REAL job?
laurak said
“napiform”