Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…

Definite bad ones:

  1. husky
  2. hirsute
  3. rotund
  4. rubenesque
  5. zaftig
  6. cankles
  7. five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron)
  8. three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon)
  9. fupa (look this one up yourself)
  10. uniboob (these are self-inflicted through poor cosmetic surgery choices)
  11. unibrow
  12. camel toe
  13. moose knuckle

So-so ones

  1. stocky
  2. gangly
  3. angular

Please add ones that I may have missed. Don’t be offended, as several probably apply to me.

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5 Responses to Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…

  1. Lili says:

    From a woman’s perspective, you forgot Muffin Top, pear shape and the age-old Cottage Cheese thighs! And what is the name of that back fat that squeezes out like wings from around the bra straps?

  2. wayne says:

    I’m not sure of the name; I just call it “unsightly”.

  3. jenell says:

    here’s another:
    thunder thighs, or just thunders, for short

  4. Andie says:

    Wayne, my dear… you have far too much time on your hands… when are you going to get a REAL job?

  5. laurak says:

    “napiform”

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