Wayne’s Whirled

Musings, observations and other useless drivel.

Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…

Posted by me on Monday April 21, 2008

Definite bad ones:

  1. husky
  2. hirsute
  3. rotund
  4. rubenesque
  5. zaftig
  6. cankles
  7. five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron)
  8. three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon)
  9. fupa (look this one up yourself)
  10. uniboob (these are self-inflicted through poor cosmetic surgery choices)
  11. unibrow
  12. camel toe
  13. moose knuckle

So-so ones

  1. stocky
  2. gangly
  3. angular

Please add ones that I may have missed. Don’t be offended, as several probably apply to me.

5 Responses to “Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…”

  1. Lili said

    From a woman’s perspective, you forgot Muffin Top, pear shape and the age-old Cottage Cheese thighs! And what is the name of that back fat that squeezes out like wings from around the bra straps?

  2. wayne said

    I’m not sure of the name; I just call it “unsightly”.

  3. jenell said

    here’s another:
    thunder thighs, or just thunders, for short

  4. Andie said

    Wayne, my dear… you have far too much time on your hands… when are you going to get a REAL job?

  5. laurak said

    “napiform”

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