Monthly Archives: January 2009

I have most seen chia pets as either human heads or farm animals; evidently my neighbor used it for his lawn:

Seriously.  How about a book called “Dumping the Self-Absorbed”?

Yes, I know quote should only be used for quoting; it’s the closest I can come to air quotes over the internet. My complaint is about airport security.  So after 9-11 they took away all of our sharp instruments (nail … Continue reading →

Come on. How precious is this???  He already knows that free booze brings ‘em in!

So I walked out of a movie a couple weeks ago and needed to use the restroom (as I always do after holding my bladder through an entire film).  I looked up and saw this: Good news!  The restroom was … Continue reading →

…even Hiro sushi had their rice in the shape of a football:

So my friend and co-worker Dalon (he’s South-African; I guess that passes for a name over there) recently bought a 51-foot sailboat that he is now living on, and not only that he convinced his girlfriend to move on-board as … Continue reading →

So some of you may know that I tend to eat at Sacks Art of Sandwicherie when I happened to be working out of my house, which is a couple days a week (and occasionally I go on Saturday).  They … Continue reading →

Explanation:  The plan for No Pants Day is to just act and dress normal, but like you’ve just forgotten your pants.  Hence the dress shoes and dress socks, people! So this past Saturday was the Eighth Annual No Pants Day … Continue reading →

Simple.  Pick things you already do.  Here are some of mine for this year: 1.  Continue to not smoke. 2.  Read books. 3.  Eat out a lot. 4.  Play various sports. 5.  Hang out in coffeeshops.