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• Weird Wayne Facts

  
• I only set the temperature in my house to even numbers or numbers that end in 5. Set it to 67 or 73? I can't seem to make myself do it; I have no idea why.
  
  I take a size 8.5 shoe, but in a EEE width and for dress shirts I take a 33-inch sleeve but with a 17-inch neck. I am basically like a coke machine with a head on top of it, evidently.

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One Response to “I’ve obviously met George Costanza…”

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   Dufus said

   Friday May 1, 2009 at 7:13 am

   Someone whose birthday is June 16….looks like a Starbucks or a bagel place on a Sunday morning.
   Oh, and they have a gigantic ass to hide that bulge….or they carry a man purse.

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