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So my friend [name redacted] has been navigating the online dating world in a large city on the east coast. She is a hottie and quite a catch overall, so naturally the weirdos have been coming out of the woodwork … Continue reading →

Yes, I live in downtown Phoenix, can walk to my haircut, dry-cleaner, the main Phoenix Library, over thirty coffeeshops and restaurants.  And this is my neighbor’s goat.  Seriously. She must be lonely because whenever I come up to the alley … Continue reading →

Weird.  She usually crosses her FRONT legs.

I can’t even remember whose wallet this is; the picture was in my phone. Come on, fess up!  Yes, that is a QUARTER.

My good friend Karen’s dog Jersey became suddenly ill recently and then passed away.  The piece below arrived in my email inbox, and certainly made me think about my own dog and what kind of life I do (or don’t, … Continue reading →

…does my friend Jennifer’s front door glass inlay look sort of phallic?

It started as a real conversation, then morphed into a joke, and then became real again but then I think it ended as a joke.  Or maybe not.  Hell, I don’t know. So I was talking to my best friend … Continue reading →

It is just so I can pay my yard guy; his name is Jesus!