Love: You can go to a movie at the AMC24 at the Arizona Center and have an entire theatre to yourself, as my friend Kim and I did today when we went to see “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”:
Hate: People can’t park (though I suspect this is not limited to downtown Phoenix :). I’ll bet the guy with the RAV4 is going to be a little pissed…
Wayne's Whirled 
This is exactly why I sold the RAV!
You should extend your list to 10 items on each side and submit it to the New Times (I know a writer who might be able to pull some strings) You have the gift of observation and hilarious commentary!