Quote of the day…

From a book I am reading about an 18 year old high school senior who finds out he has less than a year to live and decides to “do it all”, including go after the girl of his dreams:

“There’s not one part of Dallas Suzuki’s face or body that is in any way Miss World, but you put it all together and I’d swim through five hundreds yards of molten turds to listen to her fart into a paper sack over the telephone.”

Hell, if that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.

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One thought on “Quote of the day…

  1. mski Friday March 28, 2008 at 10:11 pm Reply

    I bet she would blame it on the dog.

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