So I went to Feeney’s pub the other night for a drink and bite to eat with my friend Jennifer, and it turns out that a bite is exactly what I got. Here were the “sliders” that I ordered:
Incredibly tiny cellphone shown for size comparison. I appreciate that Feeney’s is so concerned about my portion control, but this is a little ridiculous. Look at the size of the plate compared to the slider!
Wayne's Whirled 
That’s weak!
Aren’t sliders supposed to be small? Don’t you usually get like six of them on a plate as appetizers?
Multiple sliders was certainly my original hope!