Wayne's Whirled

I saw this dog a while ago outside my favorite Mediterranean restaurant; pretty patient if you ask me.  It was totally just sitting there!

So my friend Brant found the following for sale on craigslist:

“For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. “

I’m not going to ask my friend what search terms he was entering to come across this beauty. One plus is that I’m sure there are a lot of men out there who could benefit from the large scale female anatomy lesson it offers (myself excluded, of course :).

Me, I would feel bad if I ended up getting a bunch of cracker crumbs and spare change from my pockets in it. You’d never get them out.

Okay, so my buddy John actually took it from the backseat of my Jeep when a group of us were coming back from a hike up north a few years ago. See if you can spot all the weirdness:

If you noticed the sword, the rifle, the pistol, the cigar and THE FREAKIN’ LIVE MACAW SITTING ON A PERCH BETWEEN HIS HANDLEBARS WHILE DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT SEVENTY MILES AN HOUR, well, then you are a winner…

We even sped up and slowed down repeatedly to get the bird to move its head; that thing was either REAL or stolen from the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic stage show.

I woke up and saw Jin all curled up in her bed and was able to snag a phone camera shot before she woke up….

Ya gotta admit, she is darn cute sometimes…