Someone dented my car!

Well, that sucks. A brand new 2007 Acura TL and some dicksmack (I credit my friend Tim for teaching me that one; it just fits sometimes. Say it out loud, you’ll see….)…. anyway, some DICKSMACK (again, say out loud but with emphasis as clearly implied by the capitalization) ran into my car and didn’t leave a note or anything. It is mostly just pushed in (though the dent is the size of a small turkey platter) and not really scratched much so it is POSSIBLE someone didn’t know they did it, but I doubt it. I am pretty sure it happened at the YMCA downtown, which wouldn’t surprise me given the way the geezers cram their 1980’s era Lincolns and Caddies into parking spaces made for Geo Metros and Dodge Neons. Check it out:


Maybe I can pop it out with a toilet plunger or something

I really need your help, so if anyone either:

1. Knows who might have done this, or

2. Knows of a better word to describe the perpetrator than “DICKSMACK

then please leave me a comment.

4 thoughts on “Someone dented my car!

  1. Someone UNdented my car! « Wayne’s Whirled Saturday January 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm Reply

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  2. princess Thursday January 31, 2008 at 7:27 pm Reply

    That is terrible ! The same thing happened to my boss’car…at work! what a whack job-why would you hit the sr leader’s car (he has a personalized plate) and drive off ! talk about risking your job lol : )

  3. Steph Monday August 18, 2008 at 11:30 am Reply

    Honestly, there is no better word than DICKSMACK. Can I steal that? Seriously? 🙂

  4. parasitius Wednesday March 12, 2014 at 8:46 pm Reply

    I got almost an identical hit to my 2007 TL… luckily the 75 year old who drove into me at 5 MPH did it in a parking lot and we were both present…. $4100 of repair cost. All paid by his insurance, including by rental for 10 days

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