Okay, pervert friends. You either thought (or was hoping) that this post was breast-size-related; sorry to disappoint, but it is about DRINKING CUPS.

It really IS this simple; drinking cups come in many sizes (as do bra cups) but there is no standard for sizes (unlike bra cups). “Small”, “medium”, “large” and “extra large” are only measurements relative to one another.

That being said, when there are only TWO (drinking) cup sizes available at an eaterie, they MUST be “small” and “large”, no matter what they say at Sack’s sandwiches, where they name their TWO available sizes “medium” and “large”. I mean, you can’t have a medium without a small, can you? And if you go to a place with three (drinking) cup sizes and they call them “medium”, “large” and “extra large” isn’t it really “small”, “medium” and “large”?

And don’t even get me started on the whole “tall”, “grande”, “venti” thing.

As for breasts, small is good, medium is excellent, large is a little scary and extra large is obviously beyond my ability. Here is the scale by bra cup, drinking cup and Starbucks terminology. If anyone knows what Starbucks would call those large ones, let me know.