Definite bad ones:
- husky
- hirsute
- rotund
- rubenesque
- zaftig
- cankles
- five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron)
- three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon)
- fupa (look this one up yourself)
- uniboob (these are self-inflicted through poor cosmetic surgery choices)
- unibrow
- camel toe
- moose knuckle
So-so ones
- stocky
- gangly
- angular
Please add ones that I may have missed. Don’t be offended, as several probably apply to me.
Wayne's Whirled 
From a woman’s perspective, you forgot Muffin Top, pear shape and the age-old Cottage Cheese thighs! And what is the name of that back fat that squeezes out like wings from around the bra straps?
I’m not sure of the name; I just call it “unsightly”.
here’s another:
thunder thighs, or just thunders, for short
Wayne, my dear… you have far too much time on your hands… when are you going to get a REAL job?
“napiform”