Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…

Definite bad ones:

  1. husky
  2. hirsute
  3. rotund
  4. rubenesque
  5. zaftig
  6. cankles
  7. five-head (a forehead, only larger; Worf on Star Trek is a 12-head, or dodeca-head-ron)
  8. three-head (opposite of above; think Cro-Magnon)
  9. fupa (look this one up yourself)
  10. uniboob (these are self-inflicted through poor cosmetic surgery choices)
  11. unibrow
  12. camel toe
  13. moose knuckle

So-so ones

  1. stocky
  2. gangly
  3. angular

Please add ones that I may have missed. Don’t be offended, as several probably apply to me.

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5 thoughts on “Physical descriptors that no one wants used about them…

  1. Lili Tuesday April 22, 2008 at 10:20 am Reply

    From a woman’s perspective, you forgot Muffin Top, pear shape and the age-old Cottage Cheese thighs! And what is the name of that back fat that squeezes out like wings from around the bra straps?

  2. wayne Tuesday April 22, 2008 at 10:32 am Reply

    I’m not sure of the name; I just call it “unsightly”.

  3. jenell Tuesday April 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm Reply

    here’s another:
    thunder thighs, or just thunders, for short

  4. Andie Tuesday May 6, 2008 at 10:19 am Reply

    Wayne, my dear… you have far too much time on your hands… when are you going to get a REAL job?

  5. laurak Friday May 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm Reply

    “napiform”

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