Monthly Archives: April 2008

The ideal chandelier for the previously posted “vagina couch”…

Sorry for the crudeness, but how can this not be the perfect lighting over that previously posted vagina couch?

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How to use a navigation display to pass time in stop-and-go traffic

Try to find an ATM on the lower east side of Manhattan. Found one.

Swamp ass!

So I was meeting with my colleague Dave H today and noticed this on his chair:

After inquiring as to whether he is preparing for a future career as a cab driver, he explained that the nice new “leather-ish” chairs they received at work are comfy, but can create a serious case of swamp ass, especially in summer. Hence the seat cushion obviously stolen out of a 1988 Olds Delta 88 Brougham that was parked somewhere out in Sun City West. He probably snagged some bitchin’ curb feelers at the same time as well as those big dark green plastic sungoggles that fit over other glasses.

To give you a clearer picture of Dave, note the Lego screensaver (which, when I pointed it out he exclaimed “I have that one at home!”) and the Worlds of Warcraft mousepad.

Did I mention that this is his desk at WORK?

I feel violated.

Wouldn’t you?  It’s not like I drive a Hummer or something.

The navigation display in my car somehow knows my history…

For some reason, the NAV display in my car feels the need to point out EVERY SINGLE TRAILER PARK IN THE AREA while I am driving.

Okay, so I grew up in a trailer!  Stop taunting me!

It was 10′ x 57′ (OUTSIDE dimensions including the HITCH) and was a 3 bedroom, 2 bath; I kid you not.

As far as I can tell, there is no way to shut this off. Just a constant reminder of my roots, I guess.

Got glue stick?

Ya gotta love Costco.  I can see the “Office” and “School” use, but HOME?  Who glues that much?

Great art skills, so-so parenting skills…

So last week my best friend Kiri had her first art opening at the gallery at Paradise Valley Community College. It included three of her large paintings and a bunch of her cool photography:

I heard many excellent comments on her work; I am so glad that she was able to get her art on display for others to see.

She also had her baby Sasha there; I know this because I almost tripped over her:

Just kidding! We were all keeping an eye on her!

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