I’m trying to count all the ways that I am screwed here…

I count at least four (not counting my being a lesbian). And what is up with “Witches”??? I thought belief in witches went out a few hundred years ago.  And “Sports Fans”?  Is someone just trying to be controversial?

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5 thoughts on “I’m trying to count all the ways that I am screwed here…

  1. Kiri Tuesday June 3, 2008 at 9:50 am Reply

    Woo hoo! Abortion & murder didn’t even make the top 22. Neither did smokin’ prison-quality crack or horse humping or being a Jew. Guess I won’t be seeing the rest of you in hell, suckers!

  2. EricaLucci Tuesday June 3, 2008 at 10:26 am Reply

    Witches was the first to catch my eye. Hilarious! But what the heck is up with sports fans? All I can think of is false idols?

  3. Dufus Wednesday June 4, 2008 at 6:32 am Reply

    Horse humping? Wayne dated a horse humper? Did this happen before or after ’86?
    And c’mon Wayne. Four sins? What, are we supposed to guess which four? I figured at least half would apply. These people were picketing your house after all, weren’t they?

  4. Gerald Thursday June 5, 2008 at 12:34 pm Reply

    All I gotta do I say a couple of Hail Mary’s and we’re good, right?

    According to the list my heroin abuse and wife beating is A-OK, so I’m going ahead full steam.

  5. Nick Saturday July 19, 2008 at 10:05 am Reply

    And how the HELL did “Sportsfans” beat out “Homosexuals”? I always thought we were the number one seat on the express train. Crap, guess I need to watch more Coyotes games.

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