Yes, I know quote should only be used for quoting; it’s the closest I can come to air quotes over the internet.
My complaint is about airport security. So after 9-11 they took away all of our sharp instruments (nail clippers, etc) but liquids were okay; now sharp thing are okay and liquids, creams and gels are tightly regulated (THREE OUNCES ONLY!).
This means that before you could NOT bring a razor but COULD bring shaving cream. Now you CAN bring a razor but CAN’T bring shaving cream.
What does the TSA have against us getting a good shave anyway???
Wayne's Whirled 
Quotation marks can be used to denote irony, actually. It’s what we would normally use air quotes for.
So you’re actually good.
PS…how in the HELL are you going to take over a plane with a safety razor? Really, I want to know.
And what’s up with those razor disposal slots in the bathroom???