So I went to the eye doctor yesterday for an exam and he had to dilate my eyes so he could look inside them or something silly like that. I had a book with me as I knew I would spend some time waiting, so after he put the drops in I started reading. He told me to enjoy reading because in a few minutes I wouldn’t be able to once the drops took effect.
That’s what HE thought; it took me a couple minutes to figure it out, but I was able to read just fine. The doctor cracked up when he walked in!
Dude…looks like one of the Sand People from Star Wars hit in the face with and anvil…