So I went to the eye doctor yesterday for an exam and he had to dilate my eyes so he could look inside them or something silly like that. I had a book with me as I knew I would spend some time waiting, so after he put the drops in I started reading. He told me to enjoy reading because in a few minutes I wouldn’t be able to once the drops took effect.
That’s what HE thought; it took me a couple minutes to figure it out, but I was able to read just fine. The doctor cracked up when he walked in!