So my friend Brant found the following for sale on craigslist:
“For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. “
I’m not going to ask my friend what search terms he was entering to come across this beauty. One plus is that I’m sure there are a lot of men out there who could benefit from the large scale female anatomy lesson it offers (myself excluded, of course :).
Me, I would feel bad if I ended up getting a bunch of cracker crumbs and spare change from my pockets in it. You’d never get them out.