Just say NO to napkin hogs!

Whilst dining at lunch today, I witnessed a middle-aged woman take a stack of about THIRTY paper napkins for her lunch with her and a single companion. WTF???


Look, unless you have some serious hand-eye coordination issues or you need to make an impromptu toilet-seat ass-gasket, there is NO reason to need that many napkins. She could have made a napkin muumuu out of it, for Christ’s sake (granted she was wearing a muumuu ALREADY, but you get the point).

Next time, please just take a napkin or two and move on, or just bring your own frickin’ bib.

3 thoughts on “Just say NO to napkin hogs!

  1. PrissyCook Friday February 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm Reply

    I use my shirt sleeve to help balance the napkin hogs of the world.

  2. wayneturner Thursday February 28, 2008 at 10:12 am Reply

    You must look pretty funny in the short-sleeved summer, what with ketchup stains down your arms…

  3. Cordelia Saturday December 24, 2011 at 9:59 am Reply

    It\’s great to read something that\’s both enjoyable and provides pramgatidsc solutions.

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